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The Top 3 Reasons Why Millennials Hate Going to Church

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So yeah I was at church this morning, and if you weren't then obviously you are the  Martin Shkreli of our society. Just kidding, I'm sure that all of my readers are fantastic individuals regardless. But anyone that I've ever talked to about church besides my parents essentially says the same things. "It's boring." "I don't remember a word they said." If this sounds familiar, here I will explain why young people just don't like church. 1) It's boring and repetitive. The priest essentially talks to you for an hour and sometimes he even talks to himself while you just sit there awkwardly wondering if your pet goldfish has enough sushi for the day. It's extremely boring, especially when the gospel and readings are read in monotone. Also, every mass follows the same pattern, meaning that you hear the same songs and words everyday. If you go to church every week, I can guarantee that you can play all 6 versions of "Alleluia" ...