3 Ways To Become More Boujee
My bitch is bad and boujee
Cookin' up dope with an Uzi.
"Bad and Boujee" - Migos ft. Lil Uzi Vert Prod. by Metro Boomin
Cookin' up dope with an Uzi.
"Bad and Boujee" - Migos ft. Lil Uzi Vert Prod. by Metro Boomin
by Faded_Hazel November 25, 2016
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I love everything about the aforementioned Urban Dictionary definition. Being called "boujee" is one of the greatest compliments a human can receive. I strive to be boujee during every moment of every day. As a matter of fact, every time I have a tough decision to make I think to myself, "What would Ryan Gosling do?" Then I proceed to cry about student debt! do exactly that!
The word "boujee" can be summarized in one word - class. If you're exuding class and/or high status, you're sending the message to both yourself and the world that you are important. Important people think big and achieve big. And no one f*cks with anyone that looks important. Instead, they ask them for a job.
A critical component of being boujee is stressing over the fine details of your life because you deserve nothing less than the best. If you're too busy thinking about which region of France you want your Chardonnay to come from, why would you give a f*ck when that old Asian lady cuts you off in her ugly-ass Prius?
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| My idol, Master Gosling |
A critical component of being boujee is stressing over the fine details of your life because you deserve nothing less than the best. If you're too busy thinking about which region of France you want your Chardonnay to come from, why would you give a f*ck when that old Asian lady cuts you off in her ugly-ass Prius?
Here are my 3 tips for exuding additional boujeeness. (6 figure salary not required)
1) Put yourself first.
You can't act boujee solely so other people think you're rich. That's called being a beta. Being boujee is about self-improvement. You treat yourself like a king because that's what you deserve. And this insane big d*ck energy will reflect positively in every aspect of your life.
2) Be snobby about the things that you buy.
Girl: "Hey that's a cute shirt, did you get it at H&M?"
Me: "B*tch please this is 100% silk from Banana Republic. Thank u, next"
But seriously, quality goods do make you feel super confident. They also last longer!
3) (Over)dress
If you saw a guy with a beautifully tailored suit walk into your BIO 101 class you'd probably think, "Oh man, he must be friends with Mark Zuckerberg or something!" or "Woweewoowa, this man has at least 20 matches on Tinder right now!"
Just kidding, more realistically people would think, "Who's this douchebag trying to flex on us?"
The funny thing is, regardless of which of the 3 thoughts pop up into people's heads, you've already won. And if you don't understand why, maybe you should put on your finest suit or dress and try it for yourself.
@lazywonton
2) Be snobby about the things that you buy.
Girl: "Hey that's a cute shirt, did you get it at H&M?"
Me: "B*tch please this is 100% silk from Banana Republic. Thank u, next"
But seriously, quality goods do make you feel super confident. They also last longer!
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| please never |
3) (Over)dress
If you saw a guy with a beautifully tailored suit walk into your BIO 101 class you'd probably think, "Oh man, he must be friends with Mark Zuckerberg or something!" or "Woweewoowa, this man has at least 20 matches on Tinder right now!"
Just kidding, more realistically people would think, "Who's this douchebag trying to flex on us?"
The funny thing is, regardless of which of the 3 thoughts pop up into people's heads, you've already won. And if you don't understand why, maybe you should put on your finest suit or dress and try it for yourself.
@lazywonton
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