Calculus Makes Me Want to Blow Myself Up: Part 1

I swear whoever invented calculus has done this world an injustice, ruining the childhood of high school and college students alike. Who in the world wonders to themselves, "hm i wonder what would happen if i rotated the graph bounded by the line y=x^2 around the x-axis." Honestly, no one gives a sh*t and then you go on and write a book about that!! You wasting everybody's time homie. Somebody needs to put L'Hopital in a freaking hospital you feel? Out here ruining lives and stuff. I'm doneeeeeeeeeeee yo education is a huge SCAM!!!
btw this is me in class

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