Starbucks is for Suckers
Starbucks is usually open from 5 AM to 9 PM. You can find them anywhere, but no matter what time it is, there are always at least 10 customers inside. It is also statistically proven that at least 80% of the customers inside any given Starbucks location at any given time are white. But here's the thing - their coffee is absolute sh*t. If I had to rate it on a scale from Ford to Ferrari, it would be a f*cking bicycle.
You're essentially paying for a green straw and a logo that some 8-year-old kid copied and pasted from a playing card. It's the Chinese knock-off of the Mona Lisa.
So $0.10 for the coffee and $2.90 for the branding. Just so your little 8th grade girl friends are impressed with your $5 weekly allowance. Sadly, this isn't even as popular as the Frappucinos. Those taste worse than vanilla ice cream topped with ketchup and sprinkles of dog sh*t. They just toss ice, chocolate, sugar, and piss into a blender and serve that garbage to you for $5. You're better off drinking a McDonald's Frappucino, and they put LAXATIVES in that sh*t.
If you want good coffee and retention of any respect, make your coffee at home.
You're essentially paying for a green straw and a logo that some 8-year-old kid copied and pasted from a playing card. It's the Chinese knock-off of the Mona Lisa.
So $0.10 for the coffee and $2.90 for the branding. Just so your little 8th grade girl friends are impressed with your $5 weekly allowance. Sadly, this isn't even as popular as the Frappucinos. Those taste worse than vanilla ice cream topped with ketchup and sprinkles of dog sh*t. They just toss ice, chocolate, sugar, and piss into a blender and serve that garbage to you for $5. You're better off drinking a McDonald's Frappucino, and they put LAXATIVES in that sh*t.
If you want good coffee and retention of any respect, make your coffee at home.
Loving this post great review 😃
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, Josh!
Delete