#SingWithMeSaturday 10/7

I'm going to start a new tradition here on Lazy Wonton Blogs where every Saturday I post about a song or artist that gets me hype at the moment. You know, the kind of song that makes you turn the volume waaaay up on the radio. Now, I usually complain about today's pop songs for being repetitive and all, but Demi has been releasing some bangers recently. "Sorry Not Sorry" has a brilliant instrumental that incorporates a lil something on the piano and "No Promises" isn't bad either. 

 With all of that in mind, honestly I don't even care as much about Demi Lovato as much as the songwriter. Anybody could have sang "sorry not sorry" and it would still be a banger. Demi is only famous because she's hot. I mean, I'm not complaining because we have Taylor Swift over here sounding like she's gonna shoot up the school in "look what you made me do." 

 Let's never forget this iconic Demi moment. 

Dear Demi's Copyright Team,
IF YOU REPORT ME I WILL DDOS YOUR ENTIRE RECORD COMPANY DON'T SLEEP ON ME BOIIIIIII

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