Stoplight Racers Must Be Stopped

These stoplight racers are hilarious. They also race to red lights and then slam on the brakes with 5 feet between them and the white line. Dude, relax. Take your piece of sh*t prius to a track and see what happens. You're not cool by racing your grandma's backup car. As a matter of fact, you look 'bout dumb as sh*t just sitting there regardless. Who cares about the environment? The world is gonna end in 2012 anyway you idiot so you might as well buy a Mustang or something. Next time you see one of these idiotic stoplight racers, floor it and then toss a banana out the window, Mario Kart style. Show them what's up. If they wreck, their car is only worth $500 anyways.
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